Kev's F-ArtisanFood Co.
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Home of Kev's Ass-Burner Onions

Proper British pickled onions, peeled and jarred by hand in small batches. Six flavours, mildest to hottest.

£4 a jar
Flavour 1 of 6

Sweet Honey

Sweet first, sharp second. The gentle way in.

Heat
0 of 5
Matured
About 6 weeks
Allergens
Kev to confirm
Price
£4 a jar
Flavour 2 of 6

Banging Balsamic

Dark, rich and a little bit continental.

Heat
0 of 5
Matured
About 6 weeks
Allergens
Kev to confirm
Price
£4 a jar
Flavour 3 of 6

Irresistible Classic

The original. Sharp, crunchy and exactly how a pickled onion should be.

Heat
1 of 5
Matured
About 6 weeks
Allergens
Kev to confirm
Price
£4 a jar
Flavour 4 of 6

Gorgeous Garlic

A customer favourite. One family got through their first jar in record time.

Heat
1 of 5
Matured
About 6 weeks
Allergens
Kev to confirm
Price
£4 a jar
Flavour 5 of 6

Proper Spicy

A proper kick that builds. You can still feel your face.

Heat
3 of 5
Matured
About 6 weeks
Allergens
Kev to confirm
Price
£4 a jar
Flavour 6 of 6

The Ass Burner

Tangy. Fiery. Unforgettable. Made with Reaper chillies: Kev's signature, and the reason the company has its name.

Heat
5 of 5, extra spicy
Matured
About 6 weeks
Allergens
Kev to confirm
Price
£4 a jar
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Straight off Kev's shelf

Peeled by hand, jarred in small batches, then left alone for about six weeks before a jar goes anywhere. Batches are small, so they go quickly.

What people are saying

Read the reviews on Facebook
"Got through our first jar in record time. Lovely and crunchy."
Lindsey, on the Garlic
"Excellent pickled onions, crunchy and fresh. Highly recommend."
Helen

Good to know

What's in them, and what about allergens?

Onions, vinegar and Kev's own mix of flavourings. Each flavour shows its allergens next to it. These are a draft based on typical recipes until Kev confirms: British pickled onions are usually made with malt vinegar, which comes from barley (a cereal containing gluten), and balsamic vinegar usually contains sulphites.

If you have an allergy, message Kev before ordering.

Are they vegetarian or vegan?

Sweet Honey isn't vegan, because honey. The rest: Kev to confirm.

How big is a jar?

Kev to confirm

Is the Ass Burner really that hot?

It's made with Reaper chillies, among the hottest in the world. Start with Proper Spicy if you're unsure, keep a glass of milk handy, and keep it away from kids.

Can I order for a party or in bulk?

Message Kev with what you need and when. Batches take about six weeks, so give him notice.

How long do they keep?

Unopened: Kev to confirm. Once opened, keep in the fridge and eat within Kev to confirm. In our experience a jar doesn't last that long anyway.

Do you deliver?

You can collect from Kev (Kev to confirm), or choose delivery and Kev will quote you once he knows your address and how many jars. He may drop them round himself or post them.

How do I pay?

Kev confirms your order on Messenger and sorts payment with you then: Kev to confirm.

Can I return the empty jars?

Kev to confirm