Kev's F-ArtisanFood Co.

Handmade in small batches

Proper pickled onions, made by hand.

Six flavours from Kev's kitchen, from gentle Sweet Honey to the Reaper-chilli Ass Burner. Peeled by hand, jarred in small batches and left six weeks to get it right.

£4 a jar. Order on Messenger, collect or Kev delivers.

Peeled by hand

Every onion, every batch. No shortcuts.

Small batches

Made in Kev's kitchen, so they go quickly.

Six weeks in the jar

Left alone until the crunch and flavour are right.

The range

Six flavours, mildest first

Every jar is £4. Tap a jar for the full details and allergens.

Sweet Honey

£4

Sweet first, sharp second. The gentle way in.

Heat 0/5

Banging Balsamic

£4

Dark, rich and a little bit continental.

Heat 0/5

Irresistible Classic

£4

The original. Sharp, crunchy, exactly as it should be.

Heat 1/5

Gorgeous Garlic

£4

A customer favourite, gone in record time.

Heat 1/5

Proper Spicy

£4

A proper kick that builds. You can still feel your face.

Heat 3/5

Ass Burner

£4

Made with Reaper chillies. Kev's signature.

Heat 5/5

The signature

The Ass Burner. Made with Reaper chillies.

Tangy, fiery and genuinely unforgettable. Reaper chillies are among the hottest in the world, and Kev put them in a pickled onion. Start with Proper Spicy if you're unsure, and keep it away from kids.

Heat
5/5, extra spicy
Allergens
Kev to confirm
Price
£4 a jar

Gift box

Build a box for someone

Pick three or six jars and we'll pack them in Kev's crate. Tap a jar in the crate to take it out.

Box size

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Reviews

What customers say

All reviews on Facebook
“Got through our first jar in record time. Went for the garlic flavour. Lovely and crunchy.”
Lindsey recommends, on Facebook
“Excellent pickled onions, crunchy and fresh. Different ones available and all fabulous. Highly recommend.”
Helen recommends, on Facebook
A shelf of Kev's jars, a fresh batch with yellow lids

Our kitchen

Small batches, no shortcuts

Every jar starts with onions peeled by hand. They're packed with Kev's own pickling mix, then left for about six weeks before a single jar goes out. That's what gives them the crunch.

What's in them? Allergens

Onions, vinegar and Kev's own mix of flavourings. Each flavour lists its allergens on its details page. They're a draft based on typical recipes until Kev confirms: British pickled onions are usually made with malt vinegar (from barley, a cereal containing gluten), and balsamic vinegar usually contains sulphites. If you have an allergy, message Kev before ordering.

Are they vegetarian or vegan?

Sweet Honey isn't vegan, because honey. The rest: Kev to confirm.

Do you deliver?

Collect from Kev (Kev to confirm), or choose delivery at checkout and Kev will quote you once he knows your address and how many jars. He may drop them round or post them.

How do I pay?

Kev confirms your order on Messenger and sorts payment with you then: Kev to confirm.

How big is a jar, and how long does it keep?

Jar size: Kev to confirm. Unopened: Kev to confirm. Once opened, keep it in the fridge.

Can I order for a party or in bulk?

Message Kev with what you need and when. Batches take about six weeks, so give him notice.

Thanks for backing a small kitchen.

Every order goes straight to me, and every jar is made by hand. Pick your favourites and I'll sort the rest.

Kev

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