Sweet first, sharp second
Sweet Honey
The gentle way in. Golden, sticky and still properly crunchy.
- Heat
- 0 of 5
- Allergens
- Kev to confirm
- Price
- £4 a jar
Vol. 1 · Saturday 7 November 2026Home of Kev's Ass-Burner OnionsPrice: £4 a jar
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The F-Artisan Gazette
Kev's F-Artisan Food Co.Pickled, peeled and jarred by hand
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Six flavours. One Ass Burner.
Kev's handmade British pickled onions, peeled and jarred in small batches. Turn the page, circle what you fancy in red pen, and the coupon at the back fills itself in.
Read the rangeExclusive: Reaper chillies inside
The range
Six flavours, mildest first. £4 a jar, every one.
Bellissimo, says everyone
Banging Balsamic
Dark, rich and a little bit continental. Brilliant with a cheese board.
- Heat
- 0 of 5
- Allergens
- Kev to confirm
- Price
- £4 a jar
The original. Still irresistible
Irresistible Classic
Sharp, crunchy and exactly how a pickled onion should be.
- Heat
- 1 of 5
- Allergens
- Kev to confirm
- Price
- £4 a jar
Reader's favourite
Gorgeous Garlic
One family got through their first jar in record time.
- Heat
- 1 of 5
- Allergens
- Kev to confirm
- Price
- £4 a jar
Brings the heat
Proper Spicy
A proper kick that builds. You can still feel your face.
- Heat
- 3 of 5
- Allergens
- Kev to confirm
- Price
- £4 a jar
See our special report
Ass Burner
Made with Reaper chillies. Not for the faint-hearted, or anyone else really.
- Heat
- 5 of 5
- Allergens
- Kev to confirm
- Price
- £4 a jar
Special report · The Ass Burner
It's called the Ass Burner for a reason.
It's tangy, it's fiery and it is unforgettable, mostly because it's made with Reaper chillies, among the hottest chillies grown anywhere. It's Kev's signature onion and the reason the company has its name.
Start with Proper Spicy if you're unsure. Keep a glass of milk handy. Do not rub your eyes. If you finish a whole one, you've earned a certificate (see the competition on page 5).
- Heat
- 5 of 5, extra spicy
- Allergens
- Kev to confirm
- Price
- £4 a jar
Warning: not for kids
Letters
What readers are saying.
"Got through our first jar in record time. Went for the garlic flavour. Lovely and crunchy."Lindsey, on the Garlic
"Excellent pickled onions, crunchy and fresh. Different ones available and all fabulous. Highly recommend."Helen
Competition
Survived the Ass Burner? Claim your certificate.
Eat a whole Ass Burner. No water, no crying. Then put your name below, share your certificate and tag Kev on Facebook.
Gift guide
Sorted for Christmas, birthdays and anyone who "likes a bit of heat".
Mild to Wild
Sweet Honey, Irresistible Classic and the Ass Burner. The whole journey in three jars.
3 jars · £12
The Full Shelf
One of every flavour. Perfect for a Christmas hamper or a very brave household.
6 jars · £24
Notices
The small print, kept small.
What's in them, and allergens?
Onions, vinegar and Kev's own mix of flavourings. Each flavour lists its allergens. They're a draft based on typical recipes until Kev confirms: British pickled onions are usually made with malt vinegar (from barley, a cereal containing gluten), and balsamic vinegar usually contains sulphites.
If you have an allergy, message Kev before ordering.
Are they vegetarian or vegan?
Sweet Honey isn't vegan, because honey. The rest: Kev to confirm.
How big is a jar?
Kev to confirm
Is the Ass Burner really that hot?
It's made with Reaper chillies. See the special report on page 3, and keep it away from kids.
Do you deliver?
You can collect from Kev (Kev to confirm), or choose delivery on the coupon and Kev will quote you once he knows your address and how many jars. He may drop them round or post them.
How do I pay?
Kev confirms your order on Messenger and sorts payment with you then: Kev to confirm.
How long do they keep?
Unopened: Kev to confirm. Once opened, keep in the fridge and eat within Kev to confirm.
Can I order for a party or in bulk?
Message Kev with what you need and when. Batches take about six weeks, so give him notice.
Can I return the empty jars?
Kev to confirm
Order coupon. Cut out and send to Kev.
Everything you circled is already on it. Fill in your details and send it on Messenger.
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